Tuesday, 4 November 2008

The Soon-to-be-Annual Hot List!

Well. This wan't my idea.

I might as well tell you how it started though. Rainbowmango, Rainbowmelon and I were all sitting in German. We were tired, and bored. This was when Rainbowmango pipes up with the idea of listing, in our opinion, the ten people we'd like to be stuck in a lift with. Ok then, the ten guys we'd like to be stuck in a lift with. This is what we came up with. Let us know if you think we should replace someone.

1. Mitch Hewer (Britannia High, Skins)
2. Zac Efron (HSM1, 2 and 3, Hairspray etc.)
3. Chace Crawford (Gossip Girl)
4. Robert Pattinson (Twilight)
5. Liam (one of the final 24 on Xfactor, yes we're sad)
6. Chris Brown
7. Aaron Johnson (Angus, Thongs...)
8. Matthew Thomas (Brtannia High)
9. Austin Drage (XFactor)
10. Dan form Gossip Girl (no idea who plays him, but he has to be on the list!)

We also came up with a what's hot and what's not list. (Hour long lessons)

Hot...
- Britannia High
- X Factor
- Chicago Town Mini Pizzas
- HSM3
- Cheesy Nachos at the David Lloyd (our local sports centre)
- The Blimp we saw out of the window in German :)
- Sales at the Shops!
- Mitch Hewer (again!)
- Chocolate
- Oreos

And then theres not...
- Bed hair
- Being broke
- School
- Austin voted out on X Factor
- Daniel staying in on X Factor :(
- November Exams
- Revision
- Being tired all the time cause we have to wake up at 6.30am.
- The constant rain.


Monday, 20 October 2008

My Shakespearian Sonnets

For my english assignment, I had to write a sonnet. I chose to do shakepearian theme, and this is what I came up with....



BTW, no copying, this is copyright to me, and it'll get back to me if you use em.


The Credit Crunch

Though it sounds like a harmless breakfast treat,
It is apparently more sinister,
With Panorama’s on Telly, my sweet,
And the crying Parliament minister.
For the economy has crashed, and UK
Media can’t help cheering - for the tale.
Primark and Lidl sales did rise today,
And Gordon Brown drowns his sorrows in Ale.
But just because int’rest rates are rising
And Britain’s banks have been nationalised
Do not forget that the world’s surprising
And soon we’ll all be quite rationalised
For after all we’re British, we’ll recall,
In a few years over tea, the market falls.

Tuesday, 30 September 2008

My September

In my september...


Pan's Labyrinth has officially become my favourite film ever. It's completely in Spanish, but I love the film and the soundtrack. It is the sweetest film I have ever watched and I cried at the end!

I have been ill at least twice, and am ill right now. I blame getting up at 6:30 every morning - playing havoc with my immune system.

I have been addicted to Perez Hilton's blog, and Moshi Monsters.

I have had to write an insane amount of essays already - we've only been back 4 or 5 weeks.

and I am really, really cold when we are forced to do P.E. in the torrential rain. Outside.


:)

Sunday, 14 September 2008

10...9...8...

OMG.


Big bang day. Even the title scared me. And everyone else I talked to that day. And it made little children cry.


But we survived. Even after the countdown my class and I did.


I learnt this: if you're already panicking - don't do a countdown - it makes you hysterical.

I was genuinely freaked out that day though. I honestly can't say if I genuinely thought we were all going to go bang on big bang day. I was pretty scared anyway though, even though my mum told me to stop being so stupid.

Specially as my friend, who heard from her friend, that the guy who was going to press the big red button liked blowing things up.

Looking back there was a load of rumours going round, and, I have to admit they were fun to spread.

Oh well. Something to tell the grandkids, I guess.


We survived!




...Or did we?


rainbowstrawberries

:)

Monday, 1 September 2008

Guess who's back...?

I'm back!

I have had my summer break :) and am really chilled out. I just wish that I didn't have to go back to school... *sob*.

Just the thought of school totally depresses me.

But I get to see all of my friends again, and have a major catch up with them. They all live really far away, so it's hard for me to see some of them. 'Course MSN helps though!

And in all the time I've been away, I seem to have got myself a volunteer job. I love it though, so I really don't mind that I don't get paid. But don't get me wrong it would be really nice to get paid.


I have to go now. But, brownies honour promise, I will update soon.

I was never a brownie. I lied all the time.


LOVE!

Friday, 18 July 2008

Hang my head in shame...

I've been a bad blogger *sob*.

I haven't updated since June - basically because I kept forgetting.

But now it's the the summer holidays, and I have a post-it stuck to my computer screen - so I can't forget. I think...

Since I've been away I have been to Thorpe Park. :) Best theme park ever - if you don't go on Stealth you are officially chicken! It goes straight up 205 feet and goes 0-80 mph in two seconds. And it has a really scary sign on the back of the seats saying if you get stuck please wait for assistance patiently. That sign scared me more than the ride.

Also if you go you have to go on Nemisis Inferno. Not scary - just fun! Your feet dangle and I was really scared my flip flops would come off. Colossus was closed though. I had gone on it the year before and was gutted I couldn't again. Never mind. :S

But the best ride of all was Tidal Wave. You get actually drenched. No joke - we had to pay to use a drier.

But basically I had loads of fun with all my friends, and if you have the oppurtunity to go anywhere with your friends, make sure you have loads of fun!


I'm off to have my summer now - if anything good happens - I promise you'll be the first to know!


Missing you already

rainbowstrawberries x




Tuesday, 17 June 2008

Oooh...500g of fat.

We had such a funny Social Ed lesson the other day. It was all about our diet. We were asked who eats a packet of crisps a day. I raised my hand. Who eats a chocolate bar each day? I also raised my hand. Who eats both? I didn't even BOTHER putting my hand down.

So they made us pass round a totally gross lump of 'fat' that we apparently put on by doing the above for 3 weeks. Whatever! I do that and, I can assure you, I am peeeeeeerfectly normal.


It wasn't even real fat.



I'll live with myself somehow. I'm sure of it.





x

Friday, 6 June 2008

:) Exams are over! I can live again!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIjQQSU3X9s LMAO


Anyway...exams are over! Yeah! Done for another year! I am sooooooooooooo glad! :)
My last exam was Science. I think I failed, (who can label a heart anyway?) and as for Magnets. Don't even GO there.

*rolls eyes*

Anyway it's the weekend, so everythings ALREADY better :). And I'm seeing i-should-have-blonde-hair at the weekend. :D.


Oh well. I'm tired. I'm gonna go to bed. Even though it's like six. But whatever.

x

Thursday, 5 June 2008

Hahahahahahahahahahaha. Ha.







Q. What has me lauging hypernessnessly today?




A. All the hard(ish) exams are...OVER! (and LOLcats :D)








Only three more exams left and I am DONE with it for another year. Well, near enough. Just Science, Maths and English left. Yay!
















Well. I have found this for you.
















I now have to go revise for my exams. :( .





Wish me luck :P






x

Tuesday, 3 June 2008

The Ony Two Normal Peeps In The World (a dedication)

Hey

just a quick one today....







Aha! Found her! The piano playing pussy at last.

Just in case you're wondering...the exams were fine. 1 day of exams down...3 more to go!

It'll be over before I know it (?)

LOVE!!

x


Monday, 2 June 2008

DipPFS

I pointed out to my relative the other day that the letters after his name (DipPFS) said DipPoufs. It turned out he didn't use his BA. Shame. It woulda been DipPoufsBaa. Oh what mighta been.

Meanwhile...

"The real world is a lie and your nightmares are real"

Way to scare the bejusus out of MLB. And little kids all over the UK (the world in a fortnight). LOL.

I hate exams. Snot fair. Loadsa people don't have to take them but we do and they SUCK. I have been revising for far too long. Grrr. All over this Friday tho. Sooo nervous. Once more... I hate exams!


I seriously worry about them tho. Today I couldn't do a crossword for nine year-olds, (foiled by 4. Unwanted Garden Intruder, (4). See why I worry about them now!!! Well. My internet has been broken. Again. So I have had nothing to do except play strangely addictive games on http://www.gamesgames.com LOVE personal shopper. Completed it yesterday. Squeee!.

I think I shall go now. But I'll leave you with the piano playing cat. (Yeah! I found her) and some hitler cats.

God Love Google Images :)

Oh. Now Blogspot isn't working. Sod this. I'm getting MySpace.

Ill try to upload them later.

x



Wednesday, 28 May 2008

"You haven't updated your blog, you bum!"

Title of post courtesy of Rainbow-mango :D.





Check these out - made me giggle!





[Dot is playing Monopoly at Christmas 1999.]
Dot Branning: I wish someone would land on my Water Works.







Dot Branning: Luke, chapter 4, verse 23: "Physician, heal thyself."
Zoe Slater: Zoe, chapter 1: "Shut your cakehole!"
Dot Branning: How rude... .






Lucy Beale: Are we poor?
Peter Beale: Don't worry I've got money in my piggy bank.






Lucy Beale: When I fail my GCSEs, I'll say it's 'cos I'm from a dysfunctional family.





Charlie Slater: Mo and me are thinkin' of 'avin your mum for Christmas.
Sean: What? Instead of a turkey?






Honey: The truth is, I feel like a bleached whale!





Wikiquote is, as you see, my new best friend! Did you see Eastenders last night - Dot! OMFG! What an icon! Look! This is so on my christmas pressie list!!





Love it!


Tuesday, 27 May 2008

Oh for the love of Lidl.

Oh for the love of value supermarkets. I hate revision. They should ban all exams. Tres horribleu. The pressure is killing me. I am soo nervous. Okay, now I'm bored of being nervous. I shall talk about happier things.

Well, near enough.
My Father is the bane of my life. God, I love blogging. Name and shame! Sort of. It's not fair! He embarrasses (spelling?) me in public. No end. I gave him warnings. Reminded him I had a blog, and that I wasn't afraid to use it. Well here goes.

Today. He stole my little brothers fruit pastilles. And put MLB (miserly lil bro) in the front seat, turned on the ignition, and told him what to press to make it go. Luckily, my bro knew it was a joke. OK, so it wasn't that bad, but still. It would've been hilarious if he crashed the car though. He doesn't really care, because it's my mum's car. But my Mum came back from work with my Dad's car, and some clever little bird had sh*tted on the windscreen.

I bet she parked it under a tree on purpose. LMAO. God love nature. I shall say a little thankyou to all birds. You miraculous creatures! I shall give you extra oats next winter. ^_^


If anyone is interested in buying Raise Your Voice, from me, on eBay, click this link. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=250251349768&ssPageName=STRK:MESE:IT&ih=015
£0.99 + £1.50, p&p. Bargain. Tell all your lil sisters it has Hilary Duff in. Or in RTR's case, your big bro.

Have a good evening. Watch Eastenders. Live fruitful lives etc, etc. Sing along to subtitles on The Sound Of Music.

LOVE FROM ME x

Monday, 26 May 2008

To the left, to the left...

Well. Did we all see the doctor who mid series trailer on saturday. I know my friends (Rainbow-mango and eg_007) missed it. Divs. So for them I have put a video bar to the sidey. Well, to the left if you really want a cliche.

Now, yesterday, I was in London, so couldn't post. Visiting my nan. Who doesn't have the internet.But she does have a really big widescreen telly. I amused myself with that instead.

I'm going to be a right darn horrid person and say.....
'I told you so.' Eurovison. My favourite entry was Croatia. Kraljevi Ulice & 75 cents.
Here's a link. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BkAW9FNJnc . Nothing like watching an old man shout about cr*p at the audience. Reminded me about the incident I had on a bus with a hell grumpy bus driver last saturday. They looked the same anyways.

All you need is love.

pip pip
x

Saturday, 24 May 2008

Boredom is boring

I'm bored. When I say bored I mean mind-numbingly bored. Out of my mind bored. I'm-going-to-jump-off-a-building-if-i-don't-do-something-soon bored. So bored in fact, that I decided to post. Again.


As usual, I have scoured the internet to look for pictures to post. And...tah-dah...

Oh.

I seem to have lost it. I did have a picture of a piano playing cat but I have seem to have lost it. Darn.


But I have found The Impossible Quiz. I got to question 80 then lost. So resorted to banging my head on a table for half an hour.

But in the process of banging my head on the table I found strangely addictive burger restaurant. heres a link: http://www.notdoppler.com/burgerrestaurant.php


Toodle pip.

Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows...




Right now...I am feeling happy. Why? I hear you scream! Well, I just paid off my debt to my miserly lil bro. Woo! I just sent off an email to an old mate (Why Hello, Miss Brown!) and it's sunny. In England. Dear Gott in Himmel I am having a Good Day! Yay! To cheer me up even more - it's a bank holiday. I know!



And... Get ready for it...
Cue money fight! I'm having a total DVD clearout and making big bucks on eBay. God love the internet!
Mind you...just to bring me down...Eurovision tonight. Neurrghgarlgh. Still stroppy about that. And just to bring me down even more...Duncan the Turkey is out!!! Why!
Anyway G2g...my dad wants to check his email. Yeah! I know! The cheek.
Bye :D



Friday, 23 May 2008

Microwave Lasagne Nearly Ready....

hmm....


only writing this as my four minute microwave lasgne (spelling?) nearly ready. Decided to write this post to take my mind off the lingering hunger.... . So. Back on track. I thought I'd use this post to talk about *drumroll*......................................... stuff. :D


Well. First on my 'list' (it's a metaphorical list((?)) ) Eurovision.

*serious face* Yes. I think we are going to win this year. *sniggers*. No, really. I used to really like it till I found out we were missing a week of doctor who for it. Sure, I like it. But not enough to miss my favourite TV show of all time for it. *Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*


These blogs are really great for venting my frustraions. Better than swearing. Much more satisfying...


Well the eurovision entry. It's OK I suppose.

But, to save the announcers the trouble....

United Kingdom...Nul Points!


Oh and...Just in case... i do not own eurovison or the making your mind up show. please don't sue me...i owe my lil bro £30 as it is.Ta.


Now.... No. 2 on my metaphorical list..(LOVE saying that..i sound smartical)


Did anyone see that MOD alien thing. LOVE it. So funny. Hey check this out..
Look's like a caravan!




Thursday, 22 May 2008

:) First Post - Yay!

Why Hello!

Welcome to my humble blogspot abode. I made it to channel my *ahem* sarcasms, creativity etc. in an effective way that benifits everyone. Now you can choose whether you see them or hear them or whatever. Soooo post again soon, for some completely and absurd reason my mother is telling me to do my english homework. Yay. So that means I have to go. So. Yeah. Means leaving you. Shame.

I'll get over it somehow.

toodles x
rainbowstrawberries