"You haven't updated your blog, you bum!"

Title of post courtesy of Rainbow-mango :D.





Check these out - made me giggle!





[Dot is playing Monopoly at Christmas 1999.]
Dot Branning: I wish someone would land on my Water Works.






Dot Branning: Luke, chapter 4, verse 23: "Physician, heal thyself."
Zoe Slater: Zoe, chapter 1: "Shut your cakehole!"
Dot Branning: How rude... .





Lucy Beale: Are we poor?
Peter Beale: Don't worry I've got money in my piggy bank.





Lucy Beale: When I fail my GCSEs, I'll say it's 'cos I'm from a dysfunctional family.





Charlie Slater: Mo and me are thinkin' of 'avin your mum for Christmas.
Sean: What? Instead of a turkey?





Honey: The truth is, I feel like a bleached whale!





Wikiquote is, as you see, my new best friend! Did you see Eastenders last night - Dot! OMFG! What an icon! Look! This is so on my christmas pressie list!!

Love it!

Oh for the love of Lidl.

Oh for the love of value supermarkets. I hate revision. They should ban all exams. Tres horribleu. The pressure is killing me. I am soo nervous. Okay, now I'm bored of being nervous. I shall talk about happier things.

Well, near enough.
My Father is the bane of my life. God, I love blogging. Name and shame! Sort of. It's not fair! He embarrasses (spelling?) me in public. No end. I gave him warnings. Reminded him I had a blog, and that I wasn't afraid to use it. Well here goes.

Today. He stole my little brothers fruit pastilles. And put MLB (miserly lil bro) in the front seat, turned on the ignition, and told him what to press to make it go. Luckily, my bro knew it was a joke. OK, so it wasn't that bad, but still. It would've been hilarious if he crashed the car though. He doesn't really care, because it's my mum's car. But my Mum came back from work with my Dad's car, and some clever little bird had sh*tted on the windscreen.

I bet she parked it under a tree on purpose. LMAO. God love nature. I shall say a little thankyou to all birds. You miraculous creatures! I shall give you extra oats next winter. ^_^


If anyone is interested in buying Raise Your Voice, from me, on eBay, click this link. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=250251349768&ssPageName=STRK:MESE:IT&ih=015
£0.99 + £1.50, p&p. Bargain. Tell all your lil sisters it has Hilary Duff in. Or in RTR's case, your big bro.

Have a good evening. Watch Eastenders. Live fruitful lives etc, etc. Sing along to subtitles on The Sound Of Music.

LOVE FROM ME x

To the left, to the left...

Well. Did we all see the doctor who mid series trailer on saturday. I know my friends (Rainbow-mango and eg_007) missed it. Divs. So for them I have put a video bar to the sidey. Well, to the left if you really want a cliche.

Now, yesterday, I was in London, so couldn't post. Visiting my nan. Who doesn't have the internet.But she does have a really big widescreen telly. I amused myself with that instead.

I'm going to be a right darn horrid person and say.....
'I told you so.' Eurovison. My favourite entry was Croatia. Kraljevi Ulice & 75 cents.
Here's a link. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BkAW9FNJnc . Nothing like watching an old man shout about cr*p at the audience. Reminded me about the incident I had on a bus with a hell grumpy bus driver last saturday. They looked the same anyways.

All you need is love.

pip pip
x

Boredom is boring

I'm bored. When I say bored I mean mind-numbingly bored. Out of my mind bored. I'm-going-to-jump-off-a-building-if-i-don't-do-something-soon bored. So bored in fact, that I decided to post. Again.


As usual, I have scoured the internet to look for pictures to post. And...tah-dah...

Oh.

I seem to have lost it. I did have a picture of a piano playing cat but I have seem to have lost it. Darn.


But I have found The Impossible Quiz. I got to question 80 then lost. So resorted to banging my head on a table for half an hour.

But in the process of banging my head on the table I found strangely addictive burger restaurant. heres a link: http://www.notdoppler.com/burgerrestaurant.php


Toodle pip.

Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows...

Right now...I am feeling happy. Why? I hear you scream! Well, I just paid off my debt to my miserly lil bro. Woo! I just sent off an email to an old mate (Why Hello, Miss Brown!) and it's sunny. In England. Dear Gott in Himmel I am having a Good Day! Yay! To cheer me up even more - it's a bank holiday. I know!

And... Get ready for it...

Cue money fight! I'm having a total DVD clearout and making big bucks on eBay. God love the internet!

Mind you...just to bring me down...Eurovision tonight. Neurrghgarlgh. Still stroppy about that. And just to bring me down even more...Duncan the Turkey is out!!! Why!

Anyway G2g...my dad wants to check his email. Yeah! I know! The cheek.

Bye :D

Microwave Lasagne Nearly Ready....

hmm....

only writing this as my four minute microwave lasgne (spelling?) nearly ready. Decided to write this post to take my mind off the lingering hunger.... . So. Back on track. I thought I'd use this post to talk about *drumroll*......................................... stuff. :D

Well. First on my 'list' (it's a metaphorical list((?)) ) Eurovision.

*serious face* Yes. I think we are going to win this year. *sniggers*. No, really. I used to really like it till I found out we were missing a week of doctor who for it. Sure, I like it. But not enough to miss my favourite TV show of all time for it. *Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

These blogs are really great for venting my frustraions. Better than swearing. Much more satisfying...

Well the eurovision entry. It's OK I suppose.

But, to save the announcers the trouble....

United Kingdom...Nul Points!

Oh and...Just in case... i do not own eurovison or the making your mind up show. please don't sue me...i owe my lil bro £30 as it is.Ta.

Now.... No. 2 on my metaphorical list..(LOVE saying that..i sound smartical)

Did anyone see that MOD alien thing. LOVE it. So funny. Hey check this out..

Look's like a caravan!

:) First Post - Yay!

Why Hello!

Welcome to my humble blogspot abode. I made it to channel my *ahem* sarcasms, creativity etc. in an effective way that benifits everyone. Now you can choose whether you see them or hear them or whatever. Soooo post again soon, for some completely and absurd reason my mother is telling me to do my english homework. Yay. So that means I have to go. So. Yeah. Means leaving you. Shame.

I'll get over it somehow.

toodles x
rainbowstrawberries